$34.99
This one pulls the curtain back and leaves it there. Soft, lightweight, and flexible enough for everyday wear, it’s built for people who recognize how power, money, and media stack the deck — and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Comfortable, flattering, and sharp by design, because satire hits harder when it’s worn in public.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This isn’t subtle. It’s not meant to be. It’s a visual middle finger to the career pipelines built on obedience instead of integrity.
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This one pulls the curtain back and leaves it there. Soft, lightweight, and flexible enough for everyday wear, it’s built for people who recognize how power, money, and media stack the deck — and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Comfortable, flattering, and sharp by design, because satire hits harder when it’s worn in public.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This isn’t subtle. It’s not meant to be. It’s a visual middle finger to the career pipelines built on obedience instead of integrity.
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If our elected officials won’t do their damn jobs, then we’ll do what Americans have always done when pushed to the brink: we rise up and take the future into our own hands.
We march because we love this country enough to fight like hell for it. We march because democracy dies when people stay home. We march because the smallest act of courage is showing up.
On February 28, 2026, we take Washington, D.C. And we march for democracy, for justice, and for dignity, for all.
WE ARE M4D. AND WE ARE DONE BEING FUCKING IGNORED.
